Ohhhhh ha, ha, ha, ha,ha!!!!!! I'm laughing so hard me sides are splitting (and I'm not a pretty sight without me sides)! I haven't been up to a bit of mischief in decades and that can wear a demon down. I just had to take measures and stir up a bit of trouble. Oh the mirth! The comedy! These here monkey boys and girls are soooooooo gullible!
The humans have been going on every day about global warming and how terrible it is. The bloody planet’s too bloody cold if you ask me. It could use some warming up! Anyway old Mal showed me a way to propagate “news” around this here internet. So I sent a press release out saying humans could eliminate global warming by holding their breath! Woo HA HA HA HA HA HA! By the dark lord’s beard I kill myself.
http://www.1888pressrelease.com/nobel-physicist-reveals-revolutionary-program-to-reduce-glob-pr-2j97i13zp.html
I already read about a massive pileup what occurred outside London because some manky git held his breath while he was driving and then passed out! There was also some twit in New York who held her breath until she passed out at the gas pump! She blew up an entire neighborhood!
It’s moments like these that make life worth living in these here real worlds.
- Aimless
